[Draco is crouching behind a bush, grinning meanly as he trips passing-by muggles with his wand. It is hilarious, especially since they can do nothing to defend themselves.]

This all they've got? The muggles can't even stay on their feet for more than a few seconds. [This grin widens as one of them faceplants.]Look, he's practicing his swimming ( Read more... )

Crabbe? Goyle? [Have a Draco stumbling out of the church, looking like he's just swallowed a lemon.] Never around when I need them, those two.

[Stops to look around, as though expecting them to get scared out of hiding.]

Big useless oafs- probably spending too much time around that Hagrid. It's the only way they can get any denser. Just goes to ( Read more... )